I don't want this to become a regular thing, but it might.
My brother gave me a featherbed this weekend. He got a new mattress, and this thing didn't fit, so he gave it away. Now, I know his dog is a savage beast, and I wouldn't put it past this demon to have done some unsavory things to this featherbed, so I wanted to wash it.
In the interest of not jumping into this endeavor headstrong and cocksure, I checked out the label for washing instructions. Get this: "Tumble dry low with clean tennis balls." Pardon? Clean tennis balls? What the hell is this all about? It brings up all sorts of questions. What are these tennis balls supposed to do? Where am I supposed to get tennis balls from? What if I didn't use tennis balls? What if I used raquetballs? What if I used dirty tennis balls? Would the whole thing just combust? Tennis balls? Really?
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