Guess who's back? Back again. Dangerous, Dirty, and Unfun is back. He's your friend. Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back...
On a scale of "Very" to "Painfully So," how sorely was I missed? Keep it to yourself. I instinctively know the answer. Anyway, my new Macbook came in the mail today. Her name is Precious (hi, Nance), and she is incredible. I use a Mac at work, and all it ever does is emanate joy, all day. Getting used to the new keyboard and mouse is going to take some doing, but all in all, I'm wicked satisfied. For the first time in years, for whatever reason, I can put a computer on my lap and say "I don't think this thing is making me sterile."
But in the meantime, the days of wandering alone in the desert, not being able to Wikipedia the F out of every inane detail I see on TV, not being able to shoot the breeze with every Tom, Dick, and Harry on my buddy list, and having instant access to every score of every game ever are over. So buckle up, apply your tangerine lip gloss, and put on your crazy-fun pants, because there are plenty more posts about the foul machinations of the MBTA, how I do my laundry, and dopey TV shows in your future. Dearest readers, it's good to be back.
